Did he just say THAT?!?

There are a few cases in the Bible where someone says something and you’re just like… “I can’t believe I just read that in the Bible!”

Share those nuggets of, “Did he just say THAT?!?” here.

“I wish those who unsettle you would emasculate themselves!”
Galatians 5:12

Here’s the passage…

Song of Solomon, entirely.
Ch. 5

4 My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.

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7 How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince’s daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.

2 Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies.

3 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.

4 Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.

Perhaps give a few examples